i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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