susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
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He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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