Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
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I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
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