i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
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like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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