Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I think people are normalizing furries
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize