I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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