She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
So vagazzling was a success
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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