at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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