I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He better not be in your backpack
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
