Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
