What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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