My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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