Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
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I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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