Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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