I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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