If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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