I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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