just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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