i would punch a child for taco bell
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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