Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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