oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
