we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
even my farts smell like vagina
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
