And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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I have surprise drugs for everyone
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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