The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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