It's Friday. Sex?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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