we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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