sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Randomize
