It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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