508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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