Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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