week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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