I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
nutella sex= disaster
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
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