wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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