lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
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Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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