So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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