what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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