So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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