Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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