I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
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I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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