at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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oh god was she eating orange peels again
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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