i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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