:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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