yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
As shirtless as possible
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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