good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Watching her eat just hurts me
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
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