How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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