Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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