I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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