and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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