How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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