literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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