HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
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Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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