Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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