i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
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What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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