Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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