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(708): View more from Illinois

oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you

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(404): View more from Georgia

last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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(605): View more from South Dakota

We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.

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(936): View more from Texas

he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

(812): View more from Indiana

and...?

(936): View more from Texas

I told him it was alright.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.

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(646): View more from New York

Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas

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