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  hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  go do what you do best...puke behind churches

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy

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• (518): View more from New York

  It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.

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• (925): View more from California

  I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??

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• (516): View more from New York

  Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee

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  You were drinking Everclear weren't you?

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.

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  YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.

  (574): View more from Indiana

  NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme

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