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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.

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  I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.

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• (914): View more from New York

  2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...

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  I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.

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  I can't even make a guess how that goes.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?

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