Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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