I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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