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I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.

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(248): I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness. http://tfl.nu/dved

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(954): View more from Florida

we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5

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thats barely a game just flip a coin

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should we drink on heads or tails?

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(954): we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5 (201): thats barely a game just flip a coin (954): should we drink on heads or tails? http://tfl.nu/hfuc

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(705): View more from Ontario

You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".

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(705): You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this". http://tfl.nu/puns

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(214): View more from Texas

You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.

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(214): You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle. http://tfl.nu/y634

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(720): View more from Colorado

I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop

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(720): I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop http://tfl.nu/llg8

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.

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(413): The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again. http://tfl.nu/v6ko

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final

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(610): You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final http://tfl.nu/7b8j

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.

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(617): Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental. http://tfl.nu/3u9w

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.

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(484): Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar. http://tfl.nu/31fg

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(517): View more from Michigan

this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.

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(517): this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving. http://tfl.nu/l5cn

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness

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(610): I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness http://tfl.nu/gzkv

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.

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(318): I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world. http://tfl.nu/vb5k

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(440): View more from Ohio

WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS

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BECAUSE SCIENCE

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(440): WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS (740): BECAUSE SCIENCE http://tfl.nu/5ndo

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(703): View more from Virginia

Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.

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(703): Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused. http://tfl.nu/gh1r

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(601): View more from Mississippi

When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?

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(601): When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema? http://tfl.nu/3tz6

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