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• (330): View more from Ohio

  May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  this weekend will be like the season finale to my life

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• (951): View more from California

  So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.

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