Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
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You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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