Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...