I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.