She announced her abortion via fbk
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
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Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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