As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
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Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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